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Bubba's Redneck Joke of the Week
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter
Many Thanks to everyone that sends me all the great redneck jokes especially
King Richard, Shannon Baldwin and Betty Reeves.
Laidback Racing has over a combined century of tailgating experience at 100's of races!
HEY YA'LL THAT'S BETWEEN 3 OF US!
